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Leaving out milk and cookies is basically catering for your own burglar

Cursive golden-yellow script reads "San Dimas" beneath the mountain

the club tied small-town pride to America's pastime during an era when every whistle-stop town dreamed of having its own ball club

with pink "DG" lettering on the mug's body

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