Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mansfield and a small red bow

and a small red bow tie icon below

Five words doing more threat assessment than an entire HR department

where else

Distressed white stencil text below reads "SQUAD GOALS" in bold blocky capitals

Fart Loading - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mansfield and a small red bowLoading bars at 85% carry more dramatic tension than any movie countdown, except this one threatens to clear the room instead of save it. Somewhere a software engineer is weeping because their best UX work ended up warning bystanders about digestion. The Details: A horizontal progress bar outlined in white with rounded ends shows approximately 85% filled with solid white, styled after a classic computer loading indicator. Bold white italic uppercase