Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Punctuation is the only thing

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

Distressed white serif text reads "CHAMPION" above "HONG KONG" and "1988" at the base

A vintage-style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red

Staying gold is optional

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Punctuation is the only thingLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered