Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top fight and now they're out here

and now they're out here laundering profanity for dads at gift shops

Labeling a baseball swing "TOUCHDOWN" with the confidence of official merchandise is the purest form of psychological warfare against anyone who's ever owned a foam finger

and basketball flanked by small stars

delivered with the composure of a man discovering his retirement plan involves a nuclear meltdown

Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top fight and now they're out hereDads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003. Delegation is a leadership skill, and the couch is basically the corner office. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GO ASK YOUR MOM" in a stacked, collegiate style layout with a weathered, worn texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100% Ring Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.