I Want You To Beer Me - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather " "MIAMI BEACH

" "MIAMI BEACH

000 years of cultural evidence

MISSOURI" above large red distressed text reading "DRUMMERS

White blackletter text reads "Scandia" beneath the crest

I Want You To Beer Me - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather " "MIAMI BEACHUncle Sam guilt tripped a whole generation into the trenches, so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment. Conscription works better when the only casualty is your dignity. The Details: A vintage style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red, white, and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee. Distressed white block text below reads "I