Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

Distressed white text in a curved arc reads "BECOME THE EYES & EARS OF ANY INSTITUTION

Bold black block text reads "BASEBALL FIELD" above "EST

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Turd Ferguson 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster Arched distressed white text readsTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our sturdy