Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather wrapped in colorful string lights

wrapped in colorful string lights with red

but only when witnesses are present

Mosquitoes treat some people like a heritage buffet that's been in the family for generations

Distressed white retro bubble-serif text reads "It's Not Rocket Scientry" in three centered lines

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather wrapped in colorful string lightsPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold